Why is the rum gone?

chickensandwich:

microwavepizzaoven:

i literally just learned that giving a blow job does not involve blowing into the penis

she just tried to tell me a blowjob was when you blew the penis up like a balloon animal

(via lifeisuselesswithoutpizza)

(Source: basiliuskrane, via shes-got-a-gun-for-a-tongue)

cheeky-cheeksx:

Reblog every single time

(via livings-just-a-waste-of-death)

(Source: tic-tac-scented-tree, via unwritten-soul)

Anonymous asked: You're beautiful love=] remember that;)

I have an idea who this may be…but still, thank you my dear. You’re so kind:)

"Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but nothing is infinite, not even loss. You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to find yourself again."

- Finn Butler (via 10perfectblues)

(Source: oofpoetry, via teenagehorrorstory)